Sunday, January 2, 2011

My Resume Song ©

(to the tune of jingle bells)

Oh Dashing through my sheets,
looking for my resume,
The Shadchan has some leads,
and must have my info today.

get that faxed ASAP,
and send an email too,
a photo is necessary,
a full length one will do.

oh-resumes, resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way,
oh-resumes, DUMB resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way.

how does one describe,
your life up until now,
give someone a vibe,
of what you're all about?
what's the winning phrase,
what words make me unique,
there are so many ways,
that make me sound like a friek.

oh-resumes, resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way,
oh-resumes, SUMB resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way.

2 comments:

  1. Great! Very seasonally appropriate.

    I came up with step one of a shidduch resume situation solution:

    I'm Looking For A Spouse Not An Employee

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