Thursday, February 16, 2012

Top Ten ways to say 'He's NOT for Me'

1. Thanks, but I don't think he's my type

2. I'm looking for someone more....y'know.....

3. Him? Oh, I know a girl who would be PERFECT for him.

4. Isn't he married??? OOOHHH, he WAS married.....Right.....ummm....

5. Sounds interesting (if the person suggesting is REALLY pushy)....lemme think about it

6. I'm looking for someone working

7. I don't know how to say this politely, but I don't date guys who date guys

8. Oh, he's working now? great.....I decided I think I need someone learning

9. He's really a great guy, but maybe he's too good for me

10. It's mamish 100% totally nish.....we don't shtim.....not shayach!

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