This just in: I received a call from a Shadchan. Apparently she heard about me from (someone who knows someone who knows...) 'someone' and has been trying to get hold of me. She also heard I'm looking for a 'learning' boy (p.s. for those of you who aren't familiar with me & my blog-I'm looking for a learner-earner), so she was only 50% off with the 'type'.
Anyhow, what can I say-I saw an odd phone number appear on my caller ID and my curiosity got the better of me. It was this Shadchan. After all the introductions about herself and how she knows me, she went on to tell me about the guy she had in mind for me. She started off by first explaining that she doesn't actually know him but heard about him and got hold of his resume. After the humming and hawing, we got down to the nitty gritty aka she read his resume (2 pages, really quickly, over the phone). After swallowing most of the sentences, err paragraphs, she concluded. She took a deep breathe and said "well, basically, he just stopped learning fulltime and is looking to start going to college to become a professional, and he wants a girl who can support him financially whilst he decides IF and WHEN he is getting in to WHATever school/program. Also, he's not sure if fulltime teaching will make the cut-especially on a teacher's salary....are you interested?"
I sat there, half rolling my eyes, half unable to believe she thought this was normal and mostly holding in my LOL laughter and then replied. "I can refer him to a local bank whilst he makes his decision of what he wants to be when he grows up."