Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Application for Permission to Date Daughter

Thanks to Wondering Minds for this:




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4 comments:

  1. Mr. CohenNovember 6, 2012 at 9:48 PM

    I hope this is only a joke.

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    1. Wondering MindsNovember 7, 2012 at 1:37 PM

      ~Why are you so against anything I say or do? What did I ever do to you?~

      :)

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  2. Mr. CohenNovember 7, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    Sorry!

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  3. Mr. CohenNovember 15, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    My New Hashkafah of Shidduchim :-)

    My hashkafah of shidduchim is thanking and praising HASHEM always :-)

    Even when my dating experiences are far from pleasant, I realize that HASHEM is guiding my life with His infinite wisdom and abundant love, and exact precision that only He is capable of :-)

    HASHEM always knows what is truly good for me, even when I do not :-)

    Often what I need most is atonement and humility, so G_d gives me those precious things through unpleasant dating experiences :-)

    I now realize that I must always thank HASHEM for ALL of my dating experiences, because even the worst dates are for my eternal benefit, because they provide me with precious atonement and humility :-)

    Tractate Avot teaches that the reward for a good deed is proportionate to its difficulty; by giving me difficult dating experiences, HASHEM is providing me with greater reward for Olam HaBa, in addition to precious atonement and humility :-)

    G_d loves me even more than I love myself, and He would never give me an unpleasant dating experience unless it was for my eternal benefit in both Olam HaZeh and Olam HaBa :-)

    THANK YOU HASHEM!!!!

    Thank you for all my dating experiences, whether pleasant or unpleasant or mediocre :-)
    You are always guiding me with endless wisdom and love; You always help me and give me everything I need :-)

    I regret all the times I complained; instead of complaining,
    I should have been busy thanking You. THANK YOU HASHEM!!!!

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