(to the tune of jingle bells)
looking for my resume,
The Shadchan has some leads,
and must have my info today.
get that faxed ASAP,
and send an email too,
a photo is necessary,
a full length one will do.
oh-resumes, resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way,
oh-resumes, DUMB resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way.
how does one describe,
your life up until now,
give someone a vibe,
of what you're all about?
what's the winning phrase,
what words make me unique,
there are so many ways,
that make me sound like a friek.
oh-resumes, resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way,
oh-resumes, SUMB resumes,
shidduch resumes,
how sad it is-it's come to this,
it's the only way.
Genius. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteGreat! Very seasonally appropriate.
ReplyDeleteI came up with step one of a shidduch resume situation solution:
I'm Looking For A Spouse Not An Employee